Walking Welfare

'Him Indoors' read an extract from 'TheTimes' that explained why dog owners are so fit. Apparently the average British dog owner walks their pet for 538 miles a year which is as far as from London to Aberdeen. No wonder I get tired. It's just as well I've trained Mr Milo and Nice Postman into giving me snacks enroute to keep me going. Where would people be without dogs to look after them?